It’s 2011 and the nation
is still reeling from the great recession. Citizens are
confused, scared, and furious. Eleven
of those Americans, each sure of what has gone
wrong with their
country and what must be done about it have managed to book a cheap
cruise of the
Greek islands. DAN has lost his restaurant to the Oligarchs devouring what’s
left of the economy.
LUCIA has lost her marriage and her investment in the private prison
industry to the
little people who have, to the horror of GLADYS and NADINE, put a Communist,
Socialist, Bolshevik, Hottentot in the White
House, a president who offers BOB and SALLY the
Change They Can Believe
In. Running from a Tsunami of college debt, JUSTIN and
COURTNEY snarl at
the Baby Boomers who put them there. JOHN is amazed he has lived
through the hatred he has
suffered all his life and is grieving that his husband has not.
BUCK, a Vietnam vet
furious that Wall Street is working over the world like a seventy-year-old
senator works over a
seventeen-year-old intern and CEASARIA, an octogenarian who compares the lot
to cannibals DANCING AROUND THE COOKING POT are wobbly guard
rails to a Molotov cocktail
of skeletons dancing in every one's closet. A tour of Knossos, an earthquake, a riot, a storm at
sea,
and an affair that boils across the Aegean in cabins, suites, lifeboats,
closets and donkey stables
set
the fire ablaze and the cauldron bubbling. It’s
times for dinner.
DANCING AROUND THE COOKING POT is an 88,000-word
literary novel that relishes the personalities of a hilariously savage cast of
Americans in a dark warning of what is to come.
I am an
award-winning artist and have published fiction and illustrations, written a
graphic novel, short stories, poetry and commentary.
Thank you for your time and consideration,
Richard Hill rthill13@gmail.com 2110 Jackson Street #602 San
Francisco, CA 94115
Instagram: rtill13 - Website: rickhillsf.com - Facebook: Rick Hill SF
415-793-4279
Dan was laying half-conscious in an alley. Drooling rats on filthy
garbage cans were staring down at him. They began to sing.
"The world is an angry world and God is an angry God.
It's survival of the fittest and dog eat dog.
There ain't no place for love and compassion.
It's eat or be eaten, that's the fashion.
A rat's a rat and a man's a man.
There ain't no difference and that's God's plan."
He woke with a scream. If he didn’t move his ass, he was
going to miss the ship. The
sweat evaporated as fast as it poured out of his skin as he twitched
under the
pounding Athenian sun. A redhead walked out of the lobby.
His taxi didn’t show. Hers did.
He mentioned Piraeus and the cruise he had booked. She
invited him in with a nod. Before
he knew it, he was
deep in an affair that burned across the Aegean in cabins, suites,
lifeboats, closets
and donkey stables on a ship
full of eccentric fellow citizens, each one
convinced they knew
what had gone wrong with their country. BUCK, a Viet Nam vet was
furious that Wall Street
was working over the world like a seventy-year-old senator works
over a
seventeen-year-old intern. BOB and SALLY beamed with the change they could
believe in from
their first African American president. GLADYS and NADINE were aghast
that the little
people put a Bolshevik, Kenyan, Hottentot in the White House.
This Molotov
Cocktail was shaken one night at the bar so hard that CESARIA, an
octogenarian bedecked
in a whirlwind of tribal fabrics proclaimed the ruckus sounded like
cannibals DANCING
AROUND THE COOKING POT and entices everyone to join her
on a tour of the
ruins of Knossos. COURTNEY and JUSTIN, a pair of millennials maxing out
their credit cards and JOHN, grieving the
recent death of his husband were on the tour bus.
An American politician
touring the site with his shrew of a wife was happy to take the
stage and make it very
clear who was of charge in the Greatest Country in the World. Then
an earthquake buried
them both alive. A tear gas drenched escape through riot torn
Heraklion before the
ship sailed bound everyone together. A storm at sea was another matter.
The fire was lit,
the cauldron was bubbling and it was time for dinner.
DANCING AROUND THE COOKING POT is an 88,000-word
literary novel that relishes the personalities of a hilariously savage cast of
Americans in a dark warning of what is to come.
I am an
award-winning artist and have published fiction and illustrations, written a
graphic novel, short stories, poetry and commentary.
Thank you for your time and consideration,
Richard Hill rthill13@gmail.com 2110 Jackson Street #602 San
Francisco, CA 94115
Instagram: rtill13 - Website: rickhillsf.com - Facebook: Rick Hill SF
415-793-4279
Oliver’s Illuminations Query
Dear
Take a measure of The Little Prince, a dash of
Dr. Seuss, add a pinch of Snatch Comics, mix with generous portions of Lewis
Carroll and Jonathan Swift, toss in a slice of Hunter S. Thompson, bring to a
boil in a cauldron and you will find yourself with something new, OLIVER'S
ILLUMINATIONS, a 50,000 word graphic novel with 160 magic realism
illustrations, a whimsical children's book of American Empire that softens the painful truth of history with humor, hope and compassion.
OLIVER wakes from a sordid nightmare into
the American nightmare of 2006 swaying on a tightrope over a crazed stock
market about to crash, a ballooning housing bubble about to burst, and two
wars. When he throws himself into the crowded city streets in search of a
double scotch on the rocks, his nightmare finds him and almost consumes him. He
is saved by a pair of flying dogs who launch him on an extraordinary voyage of
American coups, assassinations, invasions, subjugation and domination all
coming home to roost, an exceptional journey of American Empire illuminated by
a psychedelic bestiary of teachers and lovers, thugs and devils, a fantastic
voyage in a parallel world where a saurian fabulist introduces him to a breathtakingly
beautiful Chilean who takes him on a tour in her balloon of Banker Skins, where
a revolutionary matchmaker hooks him up with a lusty Minotaur who boards him on
a tramp steamer christened The Hot Sheets Hotel. Furious sphinxes, fanged
prophets, society hags, lecherous publicans, ravenous politicians, crooning
mummies, septic wurlitzers, man-eating centipedes, giant dancing geoglyphs,
naked purple end timers, iguana commodores, winged catamites, screeching drag
queens, putrid CEOs, enraged Komodo dragons, Jakarta wise men, Persian
princesses and all the grizzly details of American Empire await.
OLIVER’S ILLUMINATIONS and its
extensive bibliography shine a thoroughly researched light on what the people
who run our country have been doing to the world without our knowledge in practice for what they are
doing to us now. Our knowledge of history is their greatest fear.
I am an award-winning artist and have published
fiction and illustration.
Thank you for your time and
consideration.
Rick Hill - rthill13@gmail.com, Website: rickhillsf.com, Instagram:
rthill13, Facebook: Rick Hill SF - 415-793-4279
Dear,
Dancing Around the Cooking Pot Query
DAN, on one last fling after losing everything in the Great
Recession shares a cab with LUCIA, a right-wing divorcee who made her fortune
in the private prison industry, to a ship embarking on a cheap tour of the
Greek Islands. Before he knows it, he
is deep in an affair that burns across the Aegean on a ship full of eccentric
fellow citizens, each one convinced they know what has gone wrong with their country.
BUCK, a Vietnam vet wallowing in bourbon on the rocks is furious that the IMF
and its Wall Street masters are working over Greece like a seventy-year-old
senator works over a seventeen-year-old intern. BOB and SALLY, a middle -aged
couple are beaming with the change they can believe in from their first African
American president. GLADYS and NADINE, two wealthy widows are aghast that the
little people have put a Bolshevik, Kenyan, Hottentot in the White House. This
Molotov Cocktail gets stirred and shaken one night at the bar so hard that CESARIA,
an octogenarian bedecked in a whirlwind of tribal fabrics proclaims the ruckus
sounds like a bunch of cannibals DANCING AROUND THE COOKING POT. She entices everyone
to join her on a tour of the ruins of Knossos. COURTNEY and JUSTIN, a pair of millennials
maxing out their credit cards and JOHN, grieving the recent death of his
husband are on the bus. An American politician touring the site with his shrew
of a wife is happy to take the stage and make it very clear who is in charge in
the Greatest Country in the World. When an earthquake buries them both alive, everyone
realizes that the only way they can get through riot torn Heraklion to the ship
before it sails is to work as one. A tear gas drenched escape binds them
together. A storm at sea is
another matter. The fire is lit, the cauldron is bubbling and it’s time for
dinner.
DANCING AROUND THE COOKING POT is an 88,000-word literary novel that relishes
the personalities of a tragicomic cast of Americans, offers humor to expose the
canyons between us, compassion to bridge them and a glimmer of hope in a dark
warning of what is to come.
I am an award-winning artist and have published
fiction and illustrations, written a graphic novel, short stories, poetry and
commentary.
Thank you for your time and consideration,
Richard Hill rthill13@gmail.com 2110 Jackson Street #602 San
Francisco, CA 94115
Instagram: rtill13 - Website: rickhillsf.com - Facebook: Rick Hill SF
415-793-4279
SYNOPSIS
Dancing Around the
Cooking Pot - Synopsis
A couple of years after the Great Recession,
the Arab Spring has jump started Occupy Wall Street and our fellow countrymen
and women are beginning to rant and rave at each other but pedophile pizza
parlors, Jewish lasers from outer space and Insurrection haven’t yet entered
the picture. DAN, a restaurateur who lost his restaurant in the crash shares a
cab in Athens with LUCIA, a recent divorcee who made her fortune in the private
prison industry, to a ship embarking on a cheap cruise of the Greek Islands.
Before he knows it, they are deep in an affair that burns across the Aegean in
suites, cabins, broom closets, lifeboats and donkey stables, and this redhead
is just his first taste of a ship full of eccentric fellow citizens, each one
convinced they know what has gone wrong with their country and what must be
done about it. BUCK, a Vietnam vet wallowing in bourbon on the rocks is furious
that the IMF and its Wall Street masters, on a practice run for the good old U.
S. of A. are working over Greece like a seventy-year-old senator works over a seventeen-year-old
intern. BOB and SALLY, a middle-aged couple beaming with the change they can
believe in from their first African American president are proud citizens of
the greatest democracy on earth that shines democracy like a beacon into the
dark, undemocratic shadows of the undemocratic world. GLADYS and NADINE, two
wealthy widows are aghast that the little people have put a Communist,
Socialist, Nazi, Bolshevik, Kenyan, Hottentot in the White House. This Molotov
Cocktail gets stirred and shaken one night at the bar so hard that CESARIA, an
octogenarian bedecked in a whirlwind of tribal fabrics proclaims the ruckus
sounds like a bunch of cannibals DANCING AROUND THE COOKING POT and entices everyone
to join her on a tour of the ruins of Knossos the next day. On the tour bus,
COURTNEY and JUSTIN, a pair of millennials maxing out the last of their credit cards accuse DAN and his fellow Baby
Boomers of drowning them in college debt and ruining their lives. Dan is appalled
and reminds them both that Boomers are responsible for ending the war in Viet
Nam, the Civil Rights Act, The Environmental Movement, the Women’s Rights Movement,
The Black Rights Movement, The Gay Rights Movement. “The
affront to private property rights act, the capitulation to communism movement,
the enviro-nazi movement, the abortion rights movement, the pervert’s rights
movement. Movement, movement, movement, bowl movement!”, is their response. When JOHN, a widower grieving the recent
death of his husband decides that the archeologist who excavated the ruins was
gay as a goose, the bell rings for round two and all hell breaks loose. The
melee attracts a slimy American politician touring the ruins with his shrew of
a wife. With proud smirks and chins raised high, they are happy to take the
stage and make it very clear who is in charge and what is really going on in
the greatest country in the world. Then an earthquake collapses a wall and
buries them both alive. Suddenly everyone realizes that the only way they can
negotiate the rock-strewn roads, slip past the authorities and get through riot
torn Heraklion to the ship before it sails is to work as one. A breathless,
tear gas drenched escape binds them together. Exhausted and famished, LUCIA, John
and Dan learn how deep the millennials despair is over dinner and too much
Metaxa. Battling fierce hangovers, the next morning JUSTIN and COURTNEY open up
to everyone gathered on the lido deck. COURTNEY shares her hope for jobs in
London. JUSTIN tells how Jesus has helped them deal with the army of debt
collectors clutching at their throats. Even the coldest heart begins to warm,
and everyone gathers round to offer suggestions, sympathy and support. Then bad
weather rocks the ship and the good will vanishes. A storm hits, whips up
personal demons and shakes everyone’s skeletons out of the closet. JUSTIN and
COURTNEY, devastated by the news that there were no jobs waiting for them after
all, offer a perfect target for verbal, physical and sexual assault. When the
storm abates, the ship is anchored at the base of the ancient caldera of Thira
with the whitewashed town of Santorini glittering on its summit but before
anyone can disembark, they are assembled in the purser’s office to be
questioned about the death of the American politician. The pot is still
simmering, the fear of a grueling interrogation sets it to a boil and, sitting
ducks once again, JUSTIN and COURTNEY are charged, tried and convicted of being
nothing more than a pair of parasitic grifters. When two FBI agents enter the
room, they just stare at the carnage. The agents’ eventual questioning is brief
and much relieved, everyone rides the tram up the towering wall to gather at
the patio of a café perched precariously on the edge of the crater with a
spectacular view of the thousand-foot drop to the sea. Embraced in a lingering
kiss, JUSTIN and COURTNEY appear, he in a white pressed shirt and she in a
strapless red dress. Everyone stares in awe at their innocent beauty and
realizes that if they are to find a way forward for their country, they must
start with JUSTIN and COURTNEY. As they promise each other they will apologize
and support them once and for all, the couple suddenly bolts past them and
takes flight. Dan will never forget the shimmering red dress and brilliant
white shirt hovering for an endless moment above the blue Aegean.
Nudge Letter
Follow-up on a requested partial or full (no offer)
Dear [agent’s name],
Just dropping in to check on the status of my manuscript, [TITLE], which I sent on [date]. I know you’re crazy busy, so if it’s still in your to-read pile, great. But if it did go astray, I’d be happy to resend it.
Thanks again for your time and consideration.
Best,
Krista
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requested material
Dear Ms. Massie:
I'm just doing a follow up on the partial of my manuscript, THE CANNIBALS IN THE GARBAGE CAN which you requested and I sent on March 20th. I know how busy you guys are and I mostly want to make sure your received it. If you did not, I will be happy to resend it.
Sorry for the nudge and please forgive me if this is a resend. My email has been acting up.
Thanks again for your time and consideration.
Richard Hill
rthill13@aol.com
rickhillsf.com
415-793-4279
Dear
I deconstruct representation into abstraction then
reconstruct it into representation so the figurative grounds the abstraction
and the abstraction brings the figurative to life.
I create portraits, landscapes, still life, fantasy, dream, abstract work and political cartoons.
I have written and illustrated a graphic novel, written a literary novel, poetry, short stories, one acts and political commentary.
In three dimensions, I have created solo works, installations and furniture.
Experimentation, passion and
compassion are paramount.
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Blogs – dancingaroundthecookingpot.blogspot.com
magallenes.blogspot.com
thecannibalsinthegarbagecan.blogspot.com
grandmothercanfly.blogspot.com
Pride Not Prejudice Show, Sausalito Center For The Arts - 2023
Studio Gallery: Five group shows – 2017- 2024
San Francisco Open Studios - 1994 – 2023
One of ten artists in San Francisco Open Studios Gallery
show promo - 2021
Artbaazar – 2016 – 2021
Artspan Art in the Neighborhoods – PIANOFIGHT, 2017
Pancakes and Booze Exhibitiion – 2017
Top Ten Artists list. Gabe Scott – San Francisco Open
Studios – 2015
Literary Novel – Dancing Around The Cooking Pot – 2014
Graphic Novel – Oliver’s Illuminations – 2011
Marin County and Napa County Fair – Eight Awards from First
Place - 1998 – 2003
Itheo – 2000 – 2003
Paintings in Disney Pilot, Metropolis – 2000
Pine Street Studios – 1995
All About Art Gallery – 1994
Sculptures and oil on canvas Installations - Baja Beach Club
– 1991
Short story and illustration “Night Train” – San Francisco
Magazine
Richard Hill
rthill13@gmail.com 415-793-4279
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Richard Hill rthill13@aol.com 415-793-4279
rickhillsf.com
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My art focuses on the human condition in all its glory and debasement in a world full of beauty we are all too little aware of. As we struggle toward our potential we so proudly proclaim, I ask myself how can the unending variety of beauty that graces our world be appreciated only some of the time by only one species that’s been around for a flash in the two billion years that have witnessed billions of species come and go? If such an absurd idea can be even near the truth then perhaps the most beautiful thing that has ever existed on earth is the appreciation of beauty itself.
I have been making art most of my life and have brought it to the public for twenty five years. I first joined San Francisco Open Studios in 1994, have created installations for restaurants, participated in various juried art competitions such as the Marin County and Napa County Fairs where I have won eight awards from First Place to Honorable Mention. I have written and illustrated a novel and a graphic novel and am currently working on a third book.
Trailer
I stood outside my hotel in the Plaka in the screaming Athenian sun. A lithe red head walked out of the lobby. My taxi didn’t show. Hers did. I mentioned Piraeus and the cruise I had booked. I caught her heady scent as she invited me into the cab with a nod.
*
“America is stagnant. Our country is a cesspool. We are at war, Daniel. The hair on your chest caught the sunlight in the Plaka. Your eyes are beautiful.”
“At war?”, I wiped away a bead of sweat. “At war with whom?”
“At war with each other.”, Lucia whispered. “We have feasted upon the world and it tasted good, so good we have begun to feast upon each other.”
*
He took the glass in his ham hands and stared at it reverently. “Ah, sweet whiskey. Dive in head first then wallow like a pig in shit. My name’s Buck. What’s yours?”
“My name’s Dan.” I shook his hand. “There’s another way of drinking, you know, kind of like sex. Start out slow and slowly build up.”
Buck smiled. “There’s all kinda fuckin’ just like there’s all kinda drinkin’ an’ eatin’ an’ dancin’ an’ singin’ an’ livin’. I like to mix an’ match. Music and fuckin’ is one o’ my favorites.”
*
Bob grinned lustily at his wife. “I’ve heard the Greek girls are real lookers and so far I can’t argue with that.”
“Oh you men with your one track mind!”, scolded Sally as she fingered her pearls. “We’ve never been to Greece, Dan. You know, democracy was invented here and somehow it feels patriotic as a citizen of the greatest democracy in the world, a country that shines democracy like a beacon into the dark, oppressed, undemocratic shadows of the world to visit the place where democracy was born.” A proud smile spread across her face. “Just before the cruise we went to a wonderful fundraiser for President Obama. We just love President Obama.”
*
Gladys’ jowls bounced. “If you keep giving things away to people they’re going to start expecting it. And when did it become acceptable for the poor to own houses? I mean, these people who blew up the housing market could no more afford a mortgage than they could afford dinner in a decent restaurant and now the rest of us are paying a terrible price. As far as I’m concerned they shouldn’t be allowed to vote either. They just vote themselves more entitlements that the real citizens have to pay for!”
*
Cesaria’s eyebrows raised. “Minotaur? Is she talking about the tour of Knossos tomorrow? I’ll be there. I love the story of Theseus and the Minotaur. It all started with a little bit of bestiality.”
Nadine raised her double vodka stinger. “We’ll all be there! I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m on this vacation to forget about the fact that my portfolio is in the toilet, that I’m down to a bare bones staff and that we have a Hottentot in the White House!”
*
The bus shuddered and lurched as it wandered out of the city. Courtney stared at us. “Justin and I are desperate because we have just graduated from college with tens of thousands of dollars in debt hanging over our heads and we can’t find work! We can’t go bankrupt on a student loan! We’re doomed but we still have credit cards so we said to heck with it, we’re going out with a bang!”
*
The guide’s answer was terse. “Sir Arthur Evans thought that the Minoan priests may have dressed in female clothes when they worshiped their goddesses.”
Justin frowned. “It sounds like this guy was framing history in his life style.”
“Life style?”, shot John. “Where the hell did they dig that word up?”
“Well, it is a life style!”, announced Sally loudly. “The gay life style!”
“A life style is something you choose!”, said John, his voice rising. “Do you think I would have put up with all the shit I put up with all my life if I had a choice?”
*
Gladys and Nadine hobbled toward the senator. “What an amazing thrill it is to meet a candidate for president of the United States on some God forsaken Greek island!”
*
The ruins began to shake. A cloud of dust sprang up. A large crack appeared in the floor in front of us and shot straight toward the senator and his entourage. The stone door frames swayed above them. The ground opened.
THE CANNIBALS IN THE GARBAGE CAN is an 80,000 word literary novel that explores a cross section of Americans on a cheap cruise of the Aegean and offers a hilariously dark example of the snake pit of outrage and hysteria into which the country has descended. I have published fiction and illustrations and written and illustrated a graphic novel. The manuscript is available upon request. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Query #58
The country is reeling from an election that has resulted in a firestorm of outrage, blame, fear, hatred, violence and smug revenge. DANCING AROUND THE COOKING POT is a very funny and very dark 80,000 word literary novel that explores how we got there. Five years prior, a cross section of Americans meet on a cheap cruise of the Greek Islands.
DAN has lost his restaurant in the great recession and hopes a cruise will inspire him to rebuild his life. Aboard ship he enters a perfect storm when he starts an affair with LUCIA, a right wing divorcee who made her fortune in the private prison industry, meets a liberal, middle class couple eagerly awaiting the hope and change they can believe in, two wealthy widows who rage about how the little people put a “Hottentot” in the White House, and BUCK, a Vietnam vet furious at the corporate rape of Greece and happy to discuss the pleasures of mixing music and sex. One night, all seven, along with an elderly lady fresh from a pilgrimage to Kerala congregate at the bar and the shit hits the fan. The next day, the cat fight continues when a married millennial couple convinced that the Baby Boomers have drowned them in college debt, and a middle aged widower grieving the recent death of his husband join them on a bus bound for the temple of Knossos. At the ruins, a limo pulls up and a pompous American politician and his slimy wife enter the melee. Just as the pair manage to bully everyone into submission, an earthquake topples a wall on both of them leaving the rest to put aside their squabbling and fight their way through riot torn Heraklion to the ship before it sails. That night, DAN, LUCIA, and the widower convince the millennials that they can never return home to the ravenous collection agencies and their only hope is to find work abroad. The following morning on the lido deck, reminiscences of everyone pulling together to over come the previous day’s adventures begins to build a mutual bond but when the ensemble meets for lunch, the ship is hit by bad weather and the camaraderie evaporates. DAN and BUCK retire to the bar to ruminate on the dark days descending upon their country. The rest are racked with sea sickness as the storm whips their personal demons into a frenzy. The millennials, reeling from the news that there is no work abroad offer a perfect target. Before the day is over, they are verbally, physically and sexually assaulted. When dawn breaks and the ship anchors at the base of the volcanic crater of Thira crowned with the beautiful town of Santorini, everyone except BUCK is assembled in the purser’s office for questioning about the death of the politician. An attempt to coordinate a mutual defense soon deteriorates into fear and recrimination. Once more, a bead is drawn on the millennials who are mocked and ridiculed from all sides. After a brief interrogation by the authorities, all but BUCK and the millennials collect on the patio of a cafe in Santorini perched on a cliff over the Aegean. A round of drinks is served with a goodbye note from Buck that demands everyone look after the millennials because they are the country’s future. When the two finally enter the patio, they embrace passionately. Shamed by Buck’s note, the crowd is in awe of their beauty and innocence but when they greet them with open arms, the millennials break into a run and leap off the cliff to their deaths.
The plot and the satirical trajectory of The Cannibals In The Garbage Can reflect our inability as Americans to come together and overcome the dangerous challenges the country faces but the meat of the story is a compassionate exploration of each of the eleven Americans that is driven by their interaction with each other. I have published fiction and illustration and written and illustrated a graphic novel. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Rick Hill
rthill13@aol.com
rickhillsf.com
Instagram: rthill13
415-793-4279
2110 Jackson Street # 602
San Francisco, CA 94115
Synopsis
A bartender tossing the trash feels
the man sprawled out in the alley doesn’t belong there, takes pity on
him and invites him in for a drink. DAN begins his story: His restaurant
has folded, he’s almost broke and he needs to regroup. He books a cheap
cruise of the Greek islands. He shares a cab to the ship with LUCIA, a
right wing divorcee who made her fortune in the private prison industry.
Twenty four hours later, they have begun a desperately blazing affair.
After their first fight, Dan finds himself drinking with BUCK, a
whimsical, raging Vietnam vet. When spills his lunatic love story, Buck
reminds him that the world is swimming in lunacy, using the plans of the
EU and the IMF to eviscerate the nation of Greece as an example. Buck
orders another round but Dan begs off. In the dining room, he is seated
with BOB and his wife SALLY, as proud of their three homes as they are
of their African American president. Lucia storms to the table and drags
Dan out to the deck where they make up in a life boat. They have lunch
the following day with two old friends of Lucia. GLADYS and NADINE are a
pair of wealthy widows furious with the middle class for putting a
'Hottentot’ in the White House. That evening the four of them end up in
the bar with Bob, Sally and Buck and a booze fueled cauldron of
politics, arrogance and delusion ensues. CESARIA, and elderly woman
dressed in tribal fabric enters at the denouement. When she discovers
that all have agreed on a tour of the ruins of Knossos the next day, she
offers the myth of the Minotaur as a metaphor for power and corruption.
Only three others join the crowd on the tour bus. JOHN, a gay man in
his forties keeps to himself at first. JUSTIN and COURTNEY, a young
couple who have found Jesus and are fleeing their mountain of college
debt with the last of their credit verbally assault Dan and Lucia for
being members of the Baby Boomer generation that has ruined the country.
Things quiet down at Knossos. John laments the recent death of his
husband. Buck announces he tried to board a relief ship to Gaza in
Heraklion, but the fragile truce doesn’t last and the squabbling from
the night before doubles down even as the crowd is joined by a candidate
for president and his wife on a campaign hiatus who jump gladly into
the fracas until they, along with their secret service escort are buried
in a pile of rubble when an earthquake rocks the island. The tour guide
rushes everyone on to the bus and they fight their way through riots
and tear gas to catch the ship before it sails. That night, Dan, Lucia,
John, Courtney and Justin join each other for dinner. As the booze
begins to take its toll, Justin’s interest in John’s homosexuality goes
beyond curious and Courtney realizes she has been had by the banks, the
church and the just about everyone else. The next morning, the ship
approaches the Isle of Rhodes. Everyone rises to face the day and their
encroaching demons to meet on the lido for breakfast. After relying on
each other to get back to the ship, they put aside their differences.
John is intrigued by Buck and by an unexpected competition in Justin.
Dan notices Bob is more than interested in Courtney. Cesaria entertains
everyone with a description of her waiting family and extends an
invitation to a feast but as the island appears on the horizon, a column
of smoke is rising from the port and the captain announces the ship
cannot land due to riots. Cesaria wanders away in despair, the table
slowly breaks up and Dan and Lucia are left alone to face the political
chasm that stretches between them. After a bitter exchange, they decide
to make up in a janitor’s closet. At noon, Dan requests a table for
eleven. Everyone shows up and as Gladys notices storm clouds on the
horizon, Buck orders the lambs testicles. Justin eagerly follows and
lunch ensues. A spontaneous exchange of stories with a ‘Fluffy’ theme
does not amuse Gladys. The ship is beginning to roll with the oncoming
storm. Dan offers the real reason why Gladys and Nadine despise the
president but before they can smugly concur, Sally angrily stops them,
declaring the terrible damage ‘that word’ can cause. Suddenly a wave of
sea sickness overwhelms her and she admits all three of her homes are
under water before rushing from the room. The ship sways and dips. The
cutlery dances on the table. Courtney shames Bob, who is staring
fawningly at her, into following his wife then realizes Gladys’ and
Nadine’s earlier promises of help in finding work in London were pompous
bluster. She runs to make some calls herself. Dan’s disdain for the
source of Lucia’s wealth drives her into the arms of Gladys and Nadine
who usher her out. Cesaria excuses herself when the conversation turns
to sex in public places and John closes in on Justin’s closeted
homosexuality, forcing him from the table. The storm is full upon the
ship. John turns green and makes for his cabin. Buck and Dan retire to
the bar. The story weaves in, out and around Buck and Dan drowning their
pain over their awakening awareness of the direction their lives, their
country and the world is taking. John, running from the ghost of his
dead husband finds Lucia on deck running from the arms of Gladys and
Nadine after realizing she may very well be in love with Dan. Cesaria,
drenched with rain finds Justin agonizing over his conflicted sexuality.
Sally empties her stomach into the toilet and rushes out of her suite
with the sudden horrifying realization that her husband is drooling over
Courtney. Courtney calls her contacts in Britain and begs for work in
vain. She stumbles out of her cabin with the memory of the debt
collector’s pornographic threats ringing in her ears. Gladys’ and
Nadine’s maternal instincts kick in when they accept that Lucia is in
love and in their search to comfort her, run into Courtney. She begs
them one last time to help her and Justin find work in London but they
callously dismiss her. Bob finds her gasping with despair and invites
her into his suite. She is comforted by his seemingly paternal concern
but is horrified by his sudden sexual attack. Sally bursts in, blames
Courtney for what she sees and slaps her. She is pulled away by Justin
who has heard the ruckus and pushed open the door. Sally explodes, calls
Justin a faggot and vomits all over herself. Lucia finds Dan in the bar
but rather than rush into his arms, she has second thoughts and leaves.
Dan ends up on the prow angry and humiliated, clutching the railing and
riding the fury of the storm. When a rogue wave almost casts him
overboard, he promises himself he will get control of his life, face it
head on and never, ever leave by the back door. The next morning, the
ship is docked at the island of Thira. Everyone but Buck, Justin and
Courtney is assembled in the pursers office for questioning about the
deaths of the Senator and his wife. After a futile attempt to coordinate
a mutual defense, they begin to turn on each other. All the
cannibalistic bickering, finger pointing and teeth gnashing of the last
few days come to a head. When Courtney and Justin walk through the door,
they offer the perfect target. The two FBI agents arrive and gape at
the carnage. After things quiet down, everyone is relieved that the
questioning is brief and they collect on the patio of a cafe perched on a
cliff in Santorini. The round of drinks and a goodbye note from Buck
asking them to take care of Justin and Courtney as they are the
country’s future results in mutual chastisement all around for their
brutal attack in the purser’s office. When Justin and Courtney enter the
patio holding hands, they are greeted with open arms but they break
into a run, dash past the crowd and leap over the cliff to their deaths.
Dan has finished his story. The bartender is asleep at the bar. Dan
pours himself a drink to brace himself for his return to the gutter but
as he puts it to his lips, Buck appears in a vision and asks him if he’s
had enough of suicide. Remembering the Occupy camp down by the
waterfront, he turns and walks to the back door. When he reaches it, he
pauses but only for a moment before pushing it open and stepping into
the brisk morning air.
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500 word synopsis
DAN has lost his restaurant. With what little money he has left, he books a cheap cruise of the Aegean to sort out his troubles. Aboard ship, he starts a star crossed affair with LUCIA, meets a husband and wife eagerly awaiting the hope and change they’ve been promised, two widows bitterly clinging to what is left of their upper class lives, and BUCK, a Vietnam vet who educates him on the arts of music and sex and bemoans the impending corporate rape of Greece. That evening, all seven meet at the bar and a booze fueled political imbroglio ensues. An elderly lady wrapped in tribal fabrics enters at the denouement and offers a modern take of the myth of the Minotaur. The next day, an island wide general strike offers a private tour of the ruins of Knossos and the caterwauling starts anew as the previous night’s combatants are joined by a pair of angry newlyweds fleeing a mountain of college debt, and a middle aged widower struggling with the recent death of his husband. A candidate for president on a campaign hiatus, his wife and their secret service escort on their own private tour enter the melee that reaches a crescendo when an earthquake kills the candidate and his entourage leaving the rest to fight their way through riot torn Heraklion to the ship before it sails. At dinner, Dan, Lucia and the widower join the newlyweds who, with the help of wine, ouzo and metaxa come to realize that their country has screwed them and their only hope is to find work abroad. The next morning, everyone meets at the lido. Reminiscences of the previous day’s adventures wash away their differences as they all get to know each other. The elderly lady invites everyone for lunch at her family’s farm on Rhodes, their next destination but the smoking island appears on the horizon and the captain announces the port is closed. When the ensemble meets for lunch in the dining room, the ship is hit by a storm, the camaraderie evaporates and the table empties. Buck and Dan retire to the bar to discuss the dark days facing their country. The others wander the ship fighting sea sickness and their personal demons including the newlyweds who, reeling from the discovery that there are no jobs abroad, find themselves sexually assaulted then accused of parasitic seduction. The next morning at the island of Thira, everyone but Buck assembles in the pursers office for questioning by the FBI about the deaths of the candidate and his wife. An attempt to coordinate a mutual defense soon deteriorates into a snake pit of recrimination and the newlyweds are sacrificed on an alter of pent up hostility and fear. When the FBI agents arrive, they gape at the carnage. After a brief interrogation, all but Buck and the newlyweds collect on the patio of a cafe perched on a cliff in Santorini. A round of drinks with a goodbye note from BUCK asking them to take care of the newlyweds because they are the country’s future shames them into mutual chastisement. When the newlyweds enter the patio, they are greeted with open arms but they break into a run and leap over the cliff to their deaths.
Query and Synopsis for Grizzly
Dear Mr.
Nadine was primping her hair. “This cruise is so cheap, it’s almost free! I have done without ever since the crash. I mean, I was terrified just like everyone else. I let Consuela go. Juan and Haruki are indispensable. I can hardly be expected to drive myself to my bridge games and I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have a gardener. Of course they are almost family so they understood that there needed to be shared sacrifices and agreed to a pay cut. I even cut back Maria’s hours. Can you believe it? Did I tell you, Gladys that her father died and she had the nerve to ask me for two hundred dollars to help with the funeral? Two hundred dollars! What was she planning on, a bronze coffin? How many bronze coffins do you think there are in Mexico? She even pulled the loyalty card. I reminded her that she may have worked for me for fourteen years but I was the one paying for it. After subjecting me to much weeping and hair pulling, I finally said I would lend it to her, with ten percent interest, of course. I mean for God’s sake, I had to close down the house in Pebble for the summer. The summer! That was the last straw. I finally said to Gladys, enough is enough. We just have to get away somewhere and if it all comes crashing down around our heads at least we had the courage and the joie de vivre to go out in style.”
It’s 2011 and those who caused the Great Recession are doing quite well for themselves but austerity is crushing the Southern Periphery in Europe, the Arab Spring is exploding in the Middle East and the American middle class is beginning to crumble. THE CANNIBALS IN THE GARBAGE CAN is a black comedy set on a cheap cruise of the Aegean that explores a raucous cross section of that middle class. Dan and Lucia meet in a cab on the way to the ship. The private prison industry has done her very well, the restaurant business, not so much for him. She loves Ronald Reagan. He tells her she won’t be loving anybody when her head is on a pike but their differences don’t stop them up from ending up in bed together, a life boat, a janitor’s closet and maybe even the donkey stables in Santorini. Justin and Courtney, young newlyweds running from a mountain of college debt have found Jesus who they are quite sure would not approve of John, a gay widower who is himself quite sure that an unmarried man in his thirties roaming the country side with twelve other unmarried men two thousand years ago wasn’t sure of anything at all. Gladys and Nadine are two well off widows certain that the Hottentot the little people have put in the White House will ruin the country. Bob and Sally are convinced he will save it along with their underwater mortgage. Cesaria, fresh from a pilgrimage to Kerala has come to believe the Change She Can Believe in is just another hoax. Buck’s duty in Viet Nam opened his eyes long ago to the fact that the thugs running the country have much worse than a hoax in mind. After introductions over lunch and dinner, the stage is set for a hilarious, booze fueled political imbroglio that unfolds in the ship’s bar and spills over the next day on a tour of the ruins of Knossos. The caterwauling hardly takes a pause when a senator with presidential aspirations on a campaign hiatus with his wife and secret service escort enter the melee just in time to be buried alive by an earthquake. A desperate race back to the ship through riots in Heraklion binds the survivors together. As they spontaneously gather on the lido the next morning, they get to know each other, begin to find as Americans they have as more in common than they thought and gather around to offer comfort and advise to the newlyweds who are beginning to realize that they may never return home to face the rapacious credit agencies and a life of indentured servitude, but when a violent storm at sea sets everyone at each other’s throats again, the newlyweds are buffeted from character to character. Justin is terrorized by various repeated suggestions that he is a closet case. Courtney, after discovering that the jobs they hoped to find abroad do not exist is offered comfort by Bob in his suite, only to be sexually assaulted by him then accused of seduction by his delusional wife. By the time everyone is assembled in a state of overblown paranoia to face questioning the next morning by the FBI about the senator’s death, the fire is raging under the cooking pot, the cannibals are dancing madly round and, Jesus notwithstanding, Justin and Courtney, an obvious example of a spoiled generation drowning in self inflicted debt are on the menu. When the FBI agents show up, they gape at the carnage. After a harmless interrogation, all but Buck, Justin and Courtney collect on the patio of a cafe perched on a cliff in Santorini. A round of drinks that arrives with a goodbye note from Buck asking them to take care of the young couple because they are the country’s future shames everyone into mutual chastisement. When Justin and Courtney enter the patio, they are greeted with open arms but they break into a run and leap over the cliff to their deaths.
THE CANNIBALS IN THE GARBAGE CAN is a 94000 word literary novel that explores with humor and pathos eleven Americans who, like most of their fellow citizens, are furious at what has gone wrong with The Greatest Country In The World, absolutely certain who is responsible and, rather than join together, turn against each other as their democracy, their prosperity and the very country itself are stolen out from under their noses. There is a need for a literary exploration of what the country is going through. I have published fiction and illustrations and written and illustrated a graphic novel. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Richard Hill
2110 Jackson Street # 602
San Francisco, CA 94115
415-793-4279
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Take a measure of The Little Prince and Dr. Seuss, add a dash of Snatch Comics, mix with a generous portion of Lewis Carroll, Jonathan Swift and a pinch of Hunter S. Thompson, bring them to a boil in a cauldron of Evil and you find yourself with something new, OLIVER'S ILLUMINATIONS, a whimsical children's book for three hundred million American children.
Oliver wakes from a nightmare of George Dubya Bush and his cannibalistic apparatchik and wanders into an American night of a crazed stock market, a ballooning housing bubble and two wars. He doesn't find the double Dewar's on the rocks he is searching for but he does find his nightmare and it almost consumes him. He is saved by a pair of flying dogs who launch him on a voyage in a fantastic parallel world of teachers and assassins, saints and devils where he discovers that the last thing
the Land Of The Free has been spreading around the world is liberty and democracy.
We turned around to see an enormous orange centipede shaking with fury rising up over us. Its antennae coiled and snapped around its jaws. Its dozens of legs flailed wildly. “What in the hell are you punks doing down here? Do you know what I do with nosy little twits like you? I eat them for lunch. If you’re so interested in what these dried up husks have to say about torture and death then maybe it’s time for a little demonstration!”
Pat and Nanette froze with fear. Claudia grabbed my arm. Christ, no magic dogs, no magic balloon. It looked like this was it.
“Aren’t you in the least bit interested in why we are here?”, I asked in desperation.
It worked, at least for a moment. The centipede paused. A sadistic grin expanded across its round head. “So you’ve uncovered a couple of banana republic coups. So what? What are you going to do, tell everyone?” A sharp cackle escaped its jaws. “Do you really think anyone gives a rat’s ass about a couple of coups in South America? Do you think anyone gives a flying fuck about a hundred coups in a hundred countries? What is justice? What is freedom? What is democracy? Tiny candles on the shit cake of humanity, there for distraction, there for decoration, nothing more. But enough of this. I’m hungry.”
OLIVER’S ILLUMINATIONS is an illuminated manuscript with 159 color illustrations and 45000 words. It is an American empire primer for a country much in need of a basic education and now more than ever, very much ready for one. I have published fiction and illustrations, written a literary novel and won several awards. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Rick Hill
2110 Jackson Street, #602, San Francisco, CA 94115
rthill13@aol.com
rickhillsf.com
Instagram: rthill13
415-793-4279
Take a
measure of The Little Prince, add a dash of Snatch Comics, mix with a generous
portion of Lewis Carroll, Jonathan Swift and a pinch of Hunter S. Thompson,
bring them to a boil and you find yourself with something new, OLIVER'S
ILLUMINATIONS, an American empire
primer for a country much in need of a basic education and now more than ever,
very much ready for one, a
children's book for three hundred million American children.
Oliver wakes from a nightmare of George Dubya
Bush and his cannibalistic apparatchik and wanders into an American night of a
crazed stock market, a ballooning housing bubble and two wars. He doesn't find
the double Dewar's on the rocks he is searching for but he does find his
nightmare and it almost consumes him. He is saved by a pair of flying dogs who
launch him on a voyage in a fantastic parallel world. He is buffeted from Latin
America to Asia and the Middle East where he bears witness to American coups, assassinations,
invasions, subjugations and domination all illuminated by a psychedelic bestiary
of teachers and thugs, lovers and devils, and discovers that the last thing the
Land Of The Free has been spreading around the world is liberty and democracy.
OLIVER’S ILLUMINATIONS is a graphic
novel with 159 color illustrations and 45000 words. It presents the horrors of
history in a whimsical tale that softens its impact with humor and hope. It is
different, very different. We cannot keep repeating history much longer. Our
time is running out. I have published fiction and illustrations, written a
literary novel and won several awards.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Rick Hill
2110 Jackson Street, #602, San Francisco, CA 94115
rthill13@aol.com
rickhillsf.com
Instagram: rthill13
415-793-4279
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