Buck wagged a finger. “I was thinkin‘ the other day about all them powerful parasites that run our country an’ I starts thinkin’ about vampires. Me personally, I think vampires an’ parasites, the human variety of parasites that is, are the same kinda freaks except when a vampire sucks yer blood, ya become a vampire pronto. Then I start thinkin’ about how just about every schmoe in our country is becomin’ a vampire suckin’ the money an’ the property an’ the rights outa everybody else an’ how, just like vampires, when ya get yer life sucked outa ya, ya think, well shit, maybe I oughta start doin’ some suckin’ of my own? Next I starts thinkin’ about all them movies an’ TV shows showin’ all them teenage vampires suckin’ the life outa all them teenage girls. What the hell is that all about? Why are America’s teenage girls gettin’ turned on by some teenage hunk that’s gonna turn ’em into a monster? Hell’s bells! How did we get to such a place? What a way to sell zit cream an panty hose. An’ what about them damn zombies? Every where ya look, if ya don’t run into a vampire after yer blood, ya get run over by some dumb ass corps after yer brains. An’ just like a vampire, if some zombie dip shit gets ahold of ya, presto change-o, yer a zombie too. I guess it’s monin’ in America all over again what with yer teen age daughter dreamin’ about gettin’ porked by some blood suckin’ vampire at least once before her brains get sucked out by some brain suckin’ zombie.”
